The village head was also inside, a neither-human-nor-ghost sort of figure."Although Guiling is artificially cultivated, it is also a spiritual creature of heaven and earth. As an old man, I naturally...My heart skipped a beat, thinking the two little troublemakers had followed me.
But when I turned back, Jiang Qiyun stood behind me with a calm expression. He didn't look like he had any demons or ghosts following him at all.
I craned my neck to look behind Jiang Qiyun, my eyes widening so much I almost choked.
Great Star Jun!
"You..." I stared at him, dumbfounded.
What's with this get-up How is he manifesting physically!
Maybe my surprised expression annoyed him. He glared at me fiercely and growled, “What! Is it only allowed for your husband to ask the Great One for a lotus incarnation but not me!”
"He's here for work, what are you doing here" I explained.
"What a job! He's just using it as an excuse to hang out with his wife!" Ji glared at Jiang Qiyun and said, "There's nothing to do in the upper realm. As soon as he left the Heavenly Palace, he ran to your place. I can't go to your room to stop him, can I"
Um...
Jiang Qiyun was not surprised at all. He simply said in a faint voice: "Taiyi Divine Lord found him too noisy, so for the tranquility of Qinghua Changle Realm, he made one for him and sent him away. This fellow came to the lower realm to cause trouble."
"This... Doesn't the Purple Micro Emperor care" I whispered.
Jiang Qiyun leaned in and whispered, "The old man is just waiting for an excuse to put him in confinement. Let him make a fuss, if it gets too big, just throw him in confinement."
Pff... The "hidden struggle" between the landlords here is so intense.
Although he has a bad temper, >
But the problem is…
"You, you...what's with your clothes They look so familiar."
Ji Dou lowered his head and tugged at his T-shirt, saying, "Found it in your brother's closet. It's pretty comfortable to wear."
...Are you uncomfortable, big boss
It's not even summer yet, and you're already wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and Hawaiian shorts, and those shoes are my brother's too, right
You two are really best friends who wear the same pants!
Officer Lu looked at me after they finished speaking to him and whispered, “How about it Is he someone you know”
"...This is my child's father, and this is a friend. They don't trust me to come alone." I explained with gritted teeth.
I wanted to say that Jiang Qiyun was my husband, but Officer Lu could tell if I was married instantly. So I just said he was the child's father and stopped Officer Lu from asking further questions.
He nodded knowingly, handing us white gloves as he smiled and said: "Exceptional individuals, most are different from ordinary people. I understand, I understand."
This unexpected incident occurred in a most peculiar place—the television station's building.
Television stations have a lot of foot traffic throughout the day. There's a specialized elevator used for cleaning and moving equipment, just like the ones in hospitals that can transport hospital beds.
The first person to notice something was wrong with the elevator was a night shift cleaning lady. When she pressed the elevator button on the negative first floor, she found a pool of blood in the elevator door seam.
At that time, the cleaning lady was so scared that her legs went weak. Luckily, she remembered to run to the security room to call the police.
When something happens to such an important unit, rumors spread like wildfire. Officer Lu and his team arrived quickly. They found a pool of blood in the cleaning elevator on the upper floors, but they didn't find any injured or dead people. They are now investigating the surveillance footage.
"This blood loss has exceeded 800 milliliters. After a rapid comparison, the blood in the elevator and the blood in the high-rise stairwell is the same blood type. If it came from the same person, 800 milliliters of blood loss should cause significant physical reaction." Officer Lu said calmly.
I know that, my brother's medical books are at home. 800 milliliters can already make you dizzy and weak, with pale cheeks and lips, and those who are weaker might even faint.
But the bizarre images seen in the surveillance footage were too hard to imagine. I saw a woman's back walking to the elevator entrance, she pressed open the elevator door, then looked in, then jumped in and out again, each time coming out and pressing the elevator button to keep the door open.
The elevator door had just started to close when she pressed it open, and she played with it back and forth many times.
Including the surveillance inside the elevator could be seen from a slight upward angle, that woman's mouth, full of red lipstick, was split open.
laughing.
Later, the actions on the screen became even stranger. The woman lay sprawled at the elevator entrance, ignoring her short skirt, and mimicked a turtle paddling with its limbs!
What the heck is this Just get lost!
The short skirt, because her legs were kicking around wildly, rode up to reveal a patch of white skin… she wasn’t wearing anything underneath.
And she slid into the elevator car in that same pose. The automatic doors closed and then snapped open with a "ding" when they caught her.
She seemed to be playing with the elevator door, crawling in and out of it and jumping back out to keep playing.
Several minutes later, the hallway lights suddenly flickered and went out.
In the monitoring footage, a dark figure could only be seen. Just as she reached into the elevator, the doors slammed shut, trapping her, and the cabin plummeted downwards at an alarming speed—
This is equivalent to a guillotine.
This must be the work of those two little imps. How could a normal person do such a thing
And the black shadow in the picture suddenly leaped upward—had it been brutally chopped off After being still for ten seconds or so, the body moved again, and the elevator returned to this floor and opened.
The elevator, opened again, was pitch black. The screen could not reveal any details about the situation. After crawling up from the ground, the woman covered her head and ran downstairs.
Every level of the lights went out.
When the lights came on, the woman had vanished from all the monitor screens.
"Officer Lu, have you found out who this woman is" I asked quietly.
Officer Lu let out a cold laugh: "Of course we found it... It's no surprise that people who don't sleep properly at night and run around causing trouble end up in this situation... We found a pair of panties in a blind spot on the 18th floor surveillance, haha..."
...Officer Lu has probably seen it all by now. It's definitely this woman having sex late at night in the office, and she got caught by a little devil... Looking at these bloodstains, she probably won't make it.
"This woman is a professional audience member, surnamed Zheng. She frequently goes to television stations to record programs," Officer Lu said.
"Huh What's a professional audience" I don't usually follow these kinds of news, so I don't understand.
“It’s all about the audience that's there specifically for recording shows. Look at those variety shows, the viewers are well-behaved, they laugh, they cry, they get invested, they dress up nicely, they ask questions, they get crazy…basically, they are professional audiences. Many mediocre internet celebrities will try their best to become professional audiences, trying to hook up with producers and so on...”
Well, that's quite a "sacrificial" spirit.
A gust of wind blew by, and the cute little imp stood far away saluting us.
We hurried over, the little imp sticking out his tongue and saying, "That officer is too intimidating; I didn't dare go near... but that woman with blood trailing behind her caught up!"ike this nine-tailed fox demon, but the nine-tailed fox demon liked following him. Half of it was to be a spy for the shaman, and half... probably because he liked Mu Wanchen.I touched my chin and loo...